Chapter 1: New threats

Naruto and Sasuke have been best friends and brothers ever since they were very little. But now wuth their families dead and two brothers left as orphans can they take on a new threat greater than orochimaru? Can their friends help to fight off these two anime haters?

Naruto: Man, life in Konoha has been hard for all of us and so far, we feel lonely not having a family to look after us.

Sasuke: I know what you mean, after I lost my father and my mother to Itachi, i swear I wanted to get my revenge pn him for what he did. He will never be forgiven. He claims that i don't have enough hate, well he better think again!

Naruto: (Places his hand on his brother's shoulder) It will be all right Sasuke, as long as I am here, I won't let anything happen to you. But you must understand revenge breeds more revenge, it won't do people any good.

Sasuke: I know that naruto, but my heart just cannot take it anymore. (He buries his head on Naruto's shoulder and face and embraces him in a hug)

Naruto: Take it easy, Sasuke! (He ruffled Sasuke's hair and then hugged him back while closhing his eyes and thinking about their family)

(Just then, two anime hating figures entered into Konoha without being detected and they spot naruto and Sasuke at the center of the town)

Oneshotbros: Where is that good for nothing kyubii brat? I want to get back at him for what he did to me!

DukeDiceDude: Don't get your panties in a twist, dude, you are already in enough trouble already when you told me you wouldn't attack a defenseless child.

Oneshotbros: Shut up! You don't knnow what I have been through ever since that brat made a fool out of me!

(Naruto then spots the two men)
Narut: What the hell are you guys doing here? Don't tell me you want to fight again after I wiped the floor with you in our last battle!

Sasuke: you are not fighting those two losers alone, count me in as well!
Oneshotbros: Heh! You really think you and your pathetic garbage of the Uchiha clan can take on me and my troll minion Dukedice? you should know by now you and your brother sucks ass. Konoha is nothing but a trash heap and we raped old man Hokage till his dick bled out!

Dukedicedude: yeah that's right, and we shall rape your trashy friends that you call comrades and burn their japanese dicks to the ground and there is nothing you can do about it! Bwahahahaha!

naruto: (angered) You better watch what you say about our grandfather you sacks of goat slimes! He is the greatest man in the entire world and he will kill both of you with a single blow!

Oneshot (whining) Oh look at the little loser, hiding behind a senile old fool and thinking he can kill me? OOh! I am so scares (Falls to the ground and laughs)

Sasuke Enough of all this talk, you guys are going down for insulting our home and our family!

Can Naruto and Sasuke overcome these anime haters? Find out in chapter 2 Lies and deceit

To be continued